Ugh, I've been searching everywhere for my keys. I've looked in the couch, the fridge, and even the cat's favorite nap spot. I'm starting to think they've joined a secret society of lost items.
I've tried using flashlights, flashlights, and even a blacklight (it was a real disappointment), but nothing's worked so far. Has anyone seen my keys? Have they been kidnapped by a mischievous gang of key-napping ninjas?