Prosciutto Frites | The Crunchiest, Most Excellent Delicatessen in the Multiverse

Welcome, space travelers! You've landed on the planet Fritteria, where the skies are always clear, and the frites are always crispy.

Our Prosciutto Frites

Individually crafted from the finest imported prosciutto from the moon of Gouda, our frites are cooked to a golden, crunchy perfection. Served with a side of our special brand of moon cheese, made from the milk of genetically engineered, giant sea slugs.

But be warned: once you take a bite, you may never be the same.

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