Flailing your feet is a time-honored tradition that requires great skill, finesse, and utter desperation.
It's a dance that says, 'I'm not in control, but I'll make the best of it.'
Here are some exercises to help you improve your flailing skills:
Remember, flailing is a skill that takes time and practice to master. Don't give up, even when you face-plant into a chair.
Or, you know, do.
Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page for more information on flailing-related topics.
Or don't.
Whatever.