We're geo-engineering mountains because, let's face it, they can be so... flat. I mean, who needs nature when you can have... nature, but with more math?
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scientists have developed the following mountain-enhancement techniques:
- Mountain-Flipping: We'll just flip the whole mountain upside down and be done with it.
- Mountain-Squishing: We'll squish it into a tiny little cube, perfect for your living room.
- Mountain-De-Fluffing: We'll de-fluff it, because who needs all that fluffy stuff, really?
Join us in our quest for more angular, more rectangular mountains!
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