Q: What is geo-engineering, anyway?
A: Geo-engineering is the art of reshaping the planet to suit your needs. Think of it like a giant, planet-sized IKEA.
Q: Can I use my mountain to store my cat's hairballs?
A: Ha! No, you can't. That's just not how geo-engineering works. Unless... unless you're willing to pay extra for our 'Mountain-Topia' package. That comes with a built-in cat hair collection system.
Q: Can I build a mountain in my backyard?
A: Uh, no. That's just not feasible with current technology. But we do offer a 'Small-Hill-in-a-Box' package, which includes a free set of gardening shears and a 'Sorry Not My Fault' warranty.