You want to ghost someone, but don't know where to start? Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. In this comprehensive guide, we'll walk you through the most effective ghosting techniques used by professionals in the field. From non-response to leaving no forwarding contact info, we'll cover it all.
Ghosting 101: The Art of Vanishing Without a Trace
// Example of a ghosting script
function ghost(person) {
if (person.isInterested()) {
return "I'm not interested";
} else {
return "I'm not interested, but not interested in telling you why";
}
}
Ghosting 101 is the art of vanishing without a trace. It's a delicate dance between being completely unresponsive and not being completely unresponsive. The key is to make it seem like you're interested, but not really.
You're not done yet! Want to know more about advanced ghosting techniques? Ghosting 202: The Art of Leaving No Digital Trail