Radio Silence - Advanced Techniques

Mastering the Art of Ignoring Your Significant Other

Level 2 of Ghosting Practice: Radio Silence. The ultimate technique for making your significant other feel utterly confused and unimportant.

• Step 1: Ignore texts and messages, pretend you're busy. Read more on Busy Signal
• Step 2: Change your profile picture to a blank white square. See the White Square Effect
• Step 3: Start using a new, exotic username on all social media. The Art of Renaming

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't forget to Forget the Basics before moving on to these advanced techniques.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Ghosting in 3D, where you create an alternate reality where you're not actually ignoring them, but rather, you're just really busy in a different dimension.

But, be warned, Dont' look back, or you'll just confuse yourself.