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Ghosting Syndrome Diagnosis: A Guide to Ignoring People

Step 1: Denial of Service Attack

We've been ghosted. We've been left with a trail of unanswered messages, unfulfilled promises, and an unfulfilling sense of self-worth.

But fear not, dear reader, for you may be suffering from a rare but treatable condition: Ghosting Syndrome!

Step 2: Love Bombing Detection

But what if, instead of ghosting, they're love-bombing you instead? Sending you a flurry of affectionate messages, only to leave you high and dry?

Don't worry, we've got that covered too.

Ghosting Syndrome Symptoms:

• Unanswered messages for more than 48 hours
• Mysterious disappearances from social media
• Unfulfilled promises of 'I'll call you'
• Unexplained, yet somehow expected, 'I'm busy'

Ghosting Syndrome Diagnosis:

1. Have we been ghosted?
2. Are we overthinking it?
3. Have we been love-bombed into submission?
4. Do we secretly enjoy the thrill of uncertainty?

Ghosting Syndrome Treatment:

Step 1: Ignore them back. Hard.

Step 2: Develop a thick skin. Like, seriously thick.

Step 3: Practice self-care. You know, for the self.

Ghosting Syndrome Prevention:

Don't be that guy.

Or girl. Or non-binary.

Ghosting Syndrome Support Group:

Join our online community of similarly affected individuals. Share your stories, commiserate with others, and pretend to care about each other.

Because, let's be real, we're all in this together... or not.

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