Gravity Warps: A Guide to Manipulating Spacetime
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use these techniques on your own. You will fail.
Welcome to Gravity Warps, where we'll teach you how to bend the fabric of space and time to your will.
- Gravitational Waveforms - Learn how to create ripples in the fabric of spacetime that will make the universe take notice.
- Time Dilation Shenanigans - Because who needs a boring old clock when you can stretch time like playdough?
- Black Hole Fishing 101 - Catch the big ones, but don't get caught in the undertow!