This is the certification program for individuals with a proven track record of effective use of sarcasm, eye-rolling, and strategic procrastination in high-pressure situations.
Coursework includes:
Upon completion of this course, students will be awarded the prestigious "Certified Grounding Specialist" (CGS) title.
To continue your education, visit our Advanced Eye-rolling Techniques page.
Sarcastic Response Techniques are also available for further study.