Earth Gravity: The Unanswerable Mystery

It's the reason we're stuck to this planet, yet we still can't quite put our finger on what it is.

Some say it's the pull of mass, the warp of space-time, the gentle tug of an unseen force.

Others claim it's just the Earth's giant hairball of a gravity, a cosmic doo-wah of doom.

We may never know the truth, but that's what makes it so... interesting.

Theories:

1. The Theory of Mass - It's all about the mass, baby!

2. The Space-Time Warp - Time-space continuum, the ultimate party crasher!

3. The Hairball of Doom - It's a giant, cosmic hairball, and it's got us all in its grasp!