Welcome, fellow hamster enthusiasts, to the forbidden realm of Hamster Sorecery! Here, we delve into the mystical arts of manipulating the whimsical world of hamster behavior. Learn how to tame even the most ferocious of hamsters, and harness their energy for your own nefarious purposes.
Our courses include:
But be warned: our teachings come with no guarantees. Hamsters are unpredictable creatures, and even the most skilled sorcerer may fall prey to their whims.
Hamster Whispering Basics Hamster Telekinesis Theory Hamster Hypnosis Techniques