Rule 1: All hamsters must wear matching spandex suits at all times.

Rule 2: Hamsters are not allowed to sleep during working hours. Any hamster found dozing on the job will be subject to a 10-minute time-out.

Rule 3: The hamster cafeteria serves a variety of snacks, including but not limited to, sunflower seeds, carrots, and Frooties.

View Penalty Guidelines for violating any of these rules.

Submit an Exception Request if you feel a rule is unjustly applied.