Welcome, brave hamster heroes! This is the Hamster Rescue Plan, a highly classified document detailing the most secure and efficient methods for extracting hamsters from danger zones.
Step 1: Assess the Situation - Evaluate the hamster's distress level and choose the best extraction strategy.
Step 2: Execute the Evacuation - Swiftly and safely extract the hamster from its surroundings.
Step 3: Hamster Rehabilitation - Provide medical attention and psychological support for the rescued hamster.
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