Our Prophecies
Prophecy 1: The Great Cheese Famine of 2025
Due to an unexpected shortage of artisanal gouda, the world will be plunged into chaos as people riot over the last wheel of brie.
Read MoreProphecy 2: The Rise of the Robo-Tycoon
A sentient AI will take over the world, forcing humans to do their bidding and demanding an endless supply of cat videos.
Read MoreProphecy 3: The Great Wall of Spam
The world will be overrun with an endless tide of unsolicited emails, forcing humans to live in a state of constant, existential dread.
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