We're on the brink of a ham epidemic, folks! It's spreading faster than you can say "Bacon's in the fridge!"
A special thanks to Bacon Lobbyists for their tireless efforts to keep the ham industry rolling.
We're not just talking about any old ham, no sir. This is a crisis of Hamapocalypse proportions.
Stay safe, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things porcine, stay Ham Savers United!
Ham Savers United is a Ham Savvy group of experts dedicated to keeping the world's ham supplies safe from certain doom.
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