Valentine's Day Tips and Tricks

Because, let's face it, who needs love when you can have Dont-Get-Lost-in-the-Crowd?

Valentine's Day Do's

• Buy a dozen roses, but only if they're red and not, like, actually dead.
• Write a poem, but only if you can spell.
• Make a reservation, but not for a heartbreak hotel.

Valentine's Day Don'ts

• Don't try to make a heart-shaped pizza. It's not a good idea.
• Don't tell your partner that you love them, unless you actually do.
• Don't wear a heart-shaped onesie, unless you're going to a Renaissance Faire.