Wherein the most discerning hamsters gather to debate the ethics of snack hoarding, burrow architecture, and the moral implications of running laps around a wheel.
Chair Hamsterton P. Bottomsworth, Esq. - "I have a strong stomach and a weak sense of morality." - Current Events
Secretary, Furry McFluffers - "I have a PhD in Hamster Ethics and a strong dislike for Tuesdays." - Quips and Quaints
Clerk, Professor Whiskerface - "I've spent 20 years studying hamster philosophy and I still haven't found the meaning of life." - Hamsterian Musings