According to our esteemed rodent philosopher, Professor Whiskerface, "Time is relative, but cheese is always delicious."
In the words of our great rodent leader, "You can't have too many hamsters in a cage, but you can always have too many hamster toys."
Learn more about Hamster Physics
Explore Hamster Astronomy, the study of hamster-sized celestial bodies
Hamster Logic, the branch of philosophy that deals with hamster-sized syllogisms
Hamster Ethics, the study of hamster morality, including the right to hamster-sized privacy