Breaking news from the Harmless Times: Our reporters went undercover in a local library to investigate reports of 'interesting' book choices. It turns out, nobody reads any actual books. They just read Wikipedia articles on their phones.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Tomorrow's Edition: 'The Great Wikipedia Scandal'.
Yesterday's Edition: 'The Mystery of the Missing Bookshelf'.
Dear Editor,
What is going on with this town? I swear, every other day is just a repeat of the same old thing. Is this some kind of joke?
- Concerned Citizen
Dear Editor,
I'm writing to inform you that the sky is actually purple. You just have to look at it from the right angle.
- Purple Sky Guy
Dear Editor,
I just wanted to share my thoughts on the local coffee shop's 'interesting_goals'. I think it's a bold move to serve coffee that tastes like dish soap.
- Coffee Connoisseur