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Local Man Discovers That 2+2= 5.5, Confuses Everyone
In a shocking turn of events, local man Bob Smith (not to be confused with our actual reporter, Bob Johnson) was overheard saying that 2+2 equals 5.5. When asked to explain his reasoning, Mr. Smith became defensive, claiming he was "just being creative" with math.