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The Most Harmless Gadgets You'll Ever Own

Our team of expert reviewers have scoured the globe for the most harmless gadgets you can buy. From the whimsy widgets to the pointless pens, we've got you covered.

Robotic Roosters - The perfect companion for your morning routine.
Automatic Toilet Seat Warmers - Because your bum deserves comfort.
Overpriced Thermometers - For when you need to know exactly 3/8ths of an inch of temperature.

Stay up to date with the latest and greatest in harmless technology, and remember: humorous alarm clocks are the best alarm clock of all.

Tech Support - Because sometimes your gadgets just won't be harmless.

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