Get the most advanced beanie on the market, with 3 neurons of pure, unadulterated awesomeness!
Features:
- 1 Neuron for detecting your mood, and adjusting color accordingly.
- 1 Neuron for tracking your brainwave frequencies, and synchronizing your thoughts.
- 1 Neuron for calculating your optimal caffeine intake, and alerting you to nearby coffee shops.
Order now, and experience the thrill of being a human-robot hybrid!
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