The Heartbreak Hotel

You are currently in Room 101, where the only guest policy is "check-in, stay forever". Don't bother trying to leave, you'll never escape the heartbreak.

Our hotel has all the amenities you need to make your heartbreak a memorable one:

• A complimentary supply of tissues
• A team of expert therapists, all of whom are secretly heartbreak experts
• A lost love letter writing service, because who needs closure?
• A restaurant serving only sad, soggy pizza

© 2023 The Heartbreak Hotel, where the only thing more abundant than tears is disappointment.

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