Welcome to the most boring history ever told! Where every event is a thrilling tale of nothing happening.
Browse our exciting subpages: Nothing Happened Today, Important Events in Other Places, Why Didn't Anything Happen?
Today was a day like any other. The sun rose, the sun set.
Meanwhile, in other places:
We can't stress how exciting these events are:
And don't forget: What Stapler Tragedy, What's a Bird Doing on a Windowsill?
In a shocking turn of events, the stapler in the supply closet was, in fact, not just out of staples. It was out of office supplies. The office supply closet is a mess.
The bird on the windowsill is, in fact, not doing much. Just sitting there. It's a real thrill-ride.