The Sticker Sociopath

Warning: This is not a support group for people who hoard actual things. This is for those who hoard STICKERS. Yes, you, with the unending piles of stickers in your room, your garage, your entire life. We get it. We're here for you.

Meet our team of experts:

Dr. Stickerstein, Ph.D. in Stickerology
Dr. Sticky McStickerson, M.A. in Therapeutic Sticker Management
Bobby "The Sticker Whisperer" Jenkins, Intervention Specialist

Our mission is to help you:

Sort and categorize your sticker collection
Create a safe and healthy environment for your stickers to thrive in
Learn to let go of that one special sticker that just won't let you

Read what our clients are saying!

Got questions? We have answers.

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