Hoarding Techniques for the Discerning Hoarder

A Guide to Collecting and Categorizing Your Favorite Things

Are you tired of being a mere mortal, living in a cluttered and chaotic space? Do you yearn for a life of refined, organized excess? Look no further than this guide to hoarding techniques.

Techniques:

• The Art of Selective Hoarding: Choosing the Perfect Item to Hoard
• The Science of Storing: Optimizing Your Hoarding Space
• The Joy of Hoarding: Finding Joy in the Chaos

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:

• The Dark Art of Extreme Hoarding: For the Truly Deviant

And don't forget to visit our sister site, Hoarders Anonymous for support and community.

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this site are not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hoarding is a lifestyle choice. Or is it?