As a hooligan, I have a deep understanding of the futility of existence. But, if I must justify my actions, I suppose it's because I have a burning desire to see the world burn.
Or maybe it's just because I'm bored and need something to do with my time. Either way, it's a good excuse for a pint of Guinness and a pint of anger.
For those who are interested, our hooligan philosophy is based on three core principles:
Or, if you're feeling particularly nihilistic, you can just read about our Surrealistic Futurism and pretend you're a postmodernist, but without the pretension.