Before you even think about reporting that bug, make sure you have a solid reason for why it's not your fault. Like, "I'm pretty sure it's not me, but I'm also pretty sure it's not the intern's fault either."
Step 2: Gather Evidence
You'll need some ammo, folks. Screenshots, logs, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Make sure to save any error messages, because those will be your best friends.
Step 3: Fill out the Report Form with Conviction
Be bold, be confident, be slightly unhinged. Write in all caps, underlining every other word, and using Comic Sans. This will show your team that you're not afraid to be dramatic.
Download our official Bug Report Template for inspiration and a sense of existential dread.
Step 4: Send it in with a Smile (and a Prayer)
Attach your report with a smile, a nod, and a hint of desperation. Pray that the bug gets squashed, and you don't get fired.
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