When your bug report is read, expect:
* To be told that your "solution" was already implemented in 2018, but we'll add it to the backlog for the next 3 years.
* A stern lecture about how you're not following the user guide, which was clearly marked "Optional".
* To be given a tour of the " Bug Report Wizard" feature, which will magically fix everything.
* To be asked if you've tried turning it off and on again.