Human Protocol Violation Report

Warning: The following content has been flagged for excessive use of sarcasm, excessive use of irony, and general disregard for the rules.

Case File #1: Inadequate Eye Contact

A human has been reported for failing to maintain adequate eye contact during a meeting with a superior.

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Read more about the consequences of poor eye contact.

Case File #2: Unacceptable Use of Sarcasm

A human has been reported for deploying excessive sarcasm in a workplace setting.

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View the official protocol on the acceptable use of sarcasm.