It's not that we don't care, it's just that we're busy being held in a dimly lit, damp, and slightly-used-to-be-a-brothel basement. Our captors are too busy counting their profits to worry about our feelings. We're just pawns in their game of human chess, where the pawns are always expendable and the queen is a sad, sweaty accountant.
But Wait, There's More!
Did you know that our captors have a secret underground rave party where they wear their favorite human-sacrifice-themed costumes? It's true! They're like a bunch of goths who just happen to enjoy the occasional human-sacrifice-themed burlesque show.
Don't believe us? We have proof! Check out the proof of our captors' true nature!