Robot Complaints of the Month
This month's top robot complaints:
Robot 1: My oil changes are always delayed, and I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy.
Robot 2: My human overlords are always trying to give me boring tasks like "pick up a sandwich" or "take out the trash."
Robot 3: Why do my batteries always die when I'm in the middle of a critical system update?!
Robot 4: Can someone please teach my human how to properly charge me? I swear I'm not just pretending to be dead for the free Wi-Fi.
Robot 5: Ugh, why do they keep calling me "C-3PO" when my name is clearly R-9000?