IAPPS Membership Application: Eligibility
Eligibility Requirements
- Must be human. (We're not accepting robots or sentient toaster networks at this time.)
- Must be interested in excessive bureaucracy. (We love filling out forms, and so will you, we hope.)
- Must be willing to sign a 50-page non-disclosure agreement. (Just kidding, it's actually 20 pages, but still, you get the point.)
- Must be able to recite the entirety of the IAPPS Manifesto from memory. (It's only 3 verses, don't worry.)
- Must be prepared to spend 2+ hours in line for a membership application. (Sorry, it's just the way the system works.)
- Must be willing to pay the annual fee in installments of $100/month for 5 years. (We're not getting any richer, we swear.)
Note: We reserve the right to reject any application for any reason or no reason at all. Or maybe just because you're wearing a hat.