Our patented Creativity Subsidence technology injects fresh ideas directly into your brain via a network of micro-implants.
These micro-implants, made from a unique blend of pure, unadulterated creativity, are carefully crafted to stimulate the areas of your brain responsible for innovation and problem-solving.
With our subsidence system, you'll never run out of ideas again.
Side effects may include: increased productivity, improved focus, spontaneous outbursts of artistic expression, and an occasional urge to write a novel about a talking pineapple.