Diagnose Me, I Guess

Take the quiz and find out what kind of existential crisis you're having.

1. You wake up in the morning, but your socks are still on.

You're a bit of an adult human.

2. Your favorite food is a combination of peanut butter and stale air.

You're probably a teenager again.

3. Your social media presence is just a bunch of cat pictures.

You're secretly a 30-something who's given up on life.

4. You're pretty sure the meaning of life is just a series of pizza parties.

You're probably a 20-something who's found their calling.

5. You're convinced that the world is just a simulation, and the creator is a bored 12-year-old in a basement.

You're probably a philosophy major.

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