Identity Charter

Section 1: Self-Portrait of an Overachiever

Article I: I am a highly functioning member of society. My skills include but are not limited to:

• Expert-level proficiency in the art of procrastination
• Unmatched ability to binge-watch entire seasons of television shows in 3 days
• Extensive experience in crafting the perfect grilled cheese sandwich

Hyperlinks to supporting documentation:

• Resume
• References

Section 2: Social Media

Article II: I have an extensive online presence, including but not limited to:

• @Overachiever123 (Twitter)
• overachiever123 (Instagram)
• overachiever_123 (LinkedIn)

Follow me for updates on the latest developments in my highly functioning life:

• My GitHub Page
• Facebook Profile

Section 3: Certifications & Awards

Article III: I hold the following esteemed certifications and awards:

• Master's degree in Advanced Procrastination Techniques (MAPT)
• Certified Professional in the art of binge-watching (CPBW)
• Awarded the Golden Couch Potato for Outstanding Contributions to the Field of Snacking

View my certification documentation:

• Master's degree in Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Certified Professional in the Art of Binge-Watching