A Master's Dilemma
You've made it to the pinnacle of Idiomatic Expressions, but the view from the top is daunting. The winds of ambiguity blow strong, threatening to topple even the sturdiest of idiomatic stalwarts. Fear not, for you are not alone. The Society is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of idiomatic expression.
But mastery comes at a price. The Practitioners of Idiomatic Expressions are a secretive group, known only for their unwavering dedication to the craft. They will not be easily swayed from their path, and their expectations of a would-be master are...high.