Ignoring Users' Irresistable Methods

Because sometimes you just can't help but notice how much they're not listening.

Here's a collection of methods to politely, yet firmly, ignore your users' requests.

• Say it with a Smile - A gentle approach to ignoring users.
• Ignore the Ignorer - For when they just won't take no for an answer.
• Pretend You Didn't See It - The art of selective hearing.
• Just Buzz Off - A more assertive approach.

Remember, Ignoring Users' Irresistable Methods is not just a skill, it's a way of life.

Visit our FAQ for more information on how to live this life.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experiments section.