Ignoring Your Mom | A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Because adulting is hard, but pretending it's not is easier.

Here's a step-by-step guide to ignoring your mom's requests:

1. Pretending to Listen
2. Making Up Errands
3. Using the Bathroom as an Excuse
4. Claiming You Just Said You Would
5. Pretending to Forget

Remember, the key to ignoring your mom is to be firm, but not too firm. You want to give her just enough of an answer to make her think you're trying, without actually doing anything.