Initiation Page

The New Recruit

Congratulations, you've been selected for an exclusive membership in the Illuminati.

Our organization has been shrouded in mystery for centuries, but now you get to experience it firsthand.

As a member, you'll enjoy:

• Exclusively reserved parking spots
• Catered meetings with free coffee
• Access to our extensive library of ancient conspiracy theories

Required Reading

Before your initiation ceremony, please review the following materials:

• The Illuminati Manifesto
• The Art of Handshakes
• A Brief Guide to Hidden Agendas

Upcoming Events

We'll be hosting the following events:

• Our Monthly Meeting of the Minds
• A Beer and Skeptics Social