Implementation Status: Blorp Bloop Beta Release

Blorp Bloop, the revolutionary new technology for turning thoughts into things, is currently in beta. As such, some things may not be working quite right.

Current implementation status:

• Feature 1: Turning Thoughts into Toasters
• Feature 2: Making Things Explode When You Touch Them
• Feature 3: Inventing New Words for 'No, I'm Fine'

Known issues:

Occasional instances of turning thoughts into sentient jellyfish

Unintended side effects of turning oneself into a toaster

Unexplained urge to shout "BLERP BLOOP" at random intervals