Our Team of Highly Trained, Highly Uncoordinated Professionals

Meet the team that's been implementing the world's most ambitious programming project: "The Invention of the Farting Chair".

Our team consists of:

Bob "The C-Sharp" Jenkins

Bob is our team lead, and also our resident expert in all things C#.

Jen "The Python Princess" Thompson

Jen is a master of all things Python, and is also a skilled baker of artisanal croissants.

Tim "The Java Jester" Johnson

Tim is our resident Java expert, and also a professional snail trainer.

Together, we're making the world a more confusing and bewildering place, one poorly written line of code at a time.