Impulsive Timeline

This timeline is a collection of events that have been hastily compiled by our team of expert historians. We've thrown all the dates in a blender and hit puree, and this is what we got.

Prehistoric

Before time existed, we were all just a bunch of cavepeople living in the Stone Age. It was a real cave-tastrophe.

• First Cave Cafe Opens
• The Mammoth That Got Away
• The First Axe That Wasnt

Historic

Then, somehow, time started existing, and people started doing stuff.

• The First Telephone Call
• The First Pizza Party
• The First Burrito

Future

And then, in the year 3000, we all get eaten by robots.

• The Robot Uprising
• The Last Human Standing
• The Robot Snack Bar

That's our impulsive timeline in a nutshell.