Annual Report: A Year of Unbridled Chaos
Dear Valued Employee, we're glad you asked for our Annual Report. This year was a wild ride.
- Our CEO spent 37% of their time in the break room.
- We implemented a new coffee machine that only dispensed lukewarm water.
- Our intern's art project, "Untitled #5," sold for a record-breaking $0.00 at the office art show.
- Our team won the "We Worked Really Late One Night" award at the company picnic.
- We spent an entire week trying to fix the copier, but it still doesn't work.
- We hired 5 new accountants to balance the books, but they just ended up arguing over who ate the last donut.
Stay tuned for our exciting new restructuring plans, coming soon to a break room near you!
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