INEFFICIENT RESTRUCTURING ANNUAL REPORT

As you know, our company has always prided itself on doing things the hard way. This annual report is a testament to our unwavering commitment to inefficiency. We're glad you could join us on this thrilling journey through bureaucratic red tape and pointless meetings.

Some notable accomplishments include:

Creating an entirely new, completely untested, and totally unnecessary department
Spending an entire quarter's budget on a single, unused conference room
Convincing the CEO to attend a 5 hour meeting on a Friday afternoon, only to have them leave early
Implementing a system to track our employees' lunch breaks, because who needs personal freedom, anyway?

Read about more of our exciting initiatives