2022 Annual Report: Efficient Restructuring

Our team has successfully reduced the number of pointless meetings by 300%! We've also increased our coffee budget by 200% to compensate.

Our new "No Meeting Day" policy has saved us 14 extra hours of productivity per week.

Statistics

• Meetings: 120 (down from 400)
• Coffee consumption: 300 cups (up from 200)
• Productivity gains: 1,200 hours (or approximately 14 weeks of extra time)

Our team is proud to announce that we've managed to waste less time in meetings, only to spend it on browsing memes on our phones during work hours.

Awards

• Best Use of Time-Wasting Activities: Won by the Marketing Department
• Most Creative Excuses for Not Meeting Deadlines: Won by the Development Team

Our Team

• John Doe - Chief Time-Waster
• Jane Doe - Expert in Browsing Memes
• Manager 1 - Overlord of Meetings

Visit our Annual Report Archive for more information on our past successes and failures.

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