Warning: You're entering a world where the only constant is the tangy taste of parmesan.
Here's a guide to surviving the Parmesan Pizza Nightmare:
Learn about the Cheesy Traps that lie ahead, where parmesan is used as a trap, a snare, and a snare.
Understand the Parmesan Pony Traps, where a pony's love for parmesan leads to its downfall.
Visit the Pony Slaughterhouse, where parmesan-fueled madness reigns supreme.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Good luck.