PARMESAN PONIES IN PERIL

We've been compromised by an influx of PARMESAN ponies, seeking to steal the world's supply of artisanal cheeses!

Current Status:

We have reports of pony sightings in the following areas:

Bavarian Alps

Multiple eyewitnesses claim to have seen a herd of ponies attempting to infiltrate the local factories.

French Countryside

Reports of ponies trying to sneak into a nearby Fromagerie.

Set up your own Ponies-Only traps! Or, for the more paranoid, Ponies-Repellent technology is now available.

What to Do:

Do not approach or feed the ponies. They are highly aggressive and have been known to unsuspecting cheese enthusiasts.

Contact Cheesy authorities immediately for assistance.

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