Membership Application

Are you ready to join the Infiltration Agency? We're not just any ordinary group, we're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly suspicious individuals.

As a member, you'll have access to:

• Top-secret meetings in abandoned warehouses
• High-stakes poker nights with our esteemed CEO, "The Shadow Puppet"
• Unlimited supply of free donuts and coffee

But be warned: we're not for the faint of heart. Our members are known to engage in:

• High-speed chases through the city
• Stealthy break-ins and heists
• High-pressure negotiations with international crime lords

If you're still interested, click the link below to begin the application process:

Start Here

(Please don't bother trying to contact us via regular email. We don't do "regular" anything.)